Some of you may remember a post I did last year about my tort law professor. Basically, this guy teaches only a little bit of law interspersed between his rants about the bleak future of humanity. The great thing about his rants, however, is that he smiles the whole time, has a cool accent (he is from Sierra Leone) and drops some amazing one-liners. Well, this semester I am taking another class from him. His rants are somewhat appropriate in this class, though, because it is a class about human rights law. Anyhow, without further ado, I give you crazy professor quotes:
"I keep going to church every couple of months to see if someone gets up when the pastor is speaking and say, 'I am Jesus!'"
"Humanity….I spit on you!"
"I am pleased to know that in the next 10 years or so, an asteroid will wipe us all out. I look forward to that."
"When I realized I could get a pension and a 401k, all of my revolutionary fervor disappeared."
"New Jersey…that’s one state that should have the death penalty."
"This faculty is so dominated by environmental law professors, so I despise them."
"She said, 'we should save the world,' and I just said, 'why?'”
"It is always a good idea to sue Libya."
"'ll do what I want!' 'That’s not good enough. Die.'”
"I’ve never taught this class as a class before."
"I truly despise Constitutional Law professors. They think they are superior to us. Why do we have to have 6 of them to interpret one constitution? The ones from Yale are the worst. They just interpret the same thing over and over and over."
"My daughter prohibits me from going on facebook."
"You can support the revolution virtually while having your latte."
"Most of my fellow human beings are horrible people in groups."
"I was surprisingly religious. That really bugs me."
"I don’t like being executed for drug possession."
I am sure there will be more coming...these came from a total of 3 classes....
3 comments:
Love it. My high schools students used to write down all the strange things I would say. Thank goodness my college students don't. He sounds like a fun professor.
Oh please keep these coming!
The sue Libya line is priceless.
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