...Track Town USA
...where kids call school teachers by their first name
... a vegetarian's dream
...where spring starts in January
...eco-friendly dual action toilets
...where you don’t
think twice when you find a pair of jeans in your gutter
...home of the best doughnut I’ve ever tasted
...great friends
... where styrofoam and plastics bags are the devil
...where you see things like this everyday
...where if you’re
different you’re normal, and if you’re normal you’re different
...where U-Haul takes on a whole new meaning
...where it’s hip to be poor
...beautiful
...where policemen
drive Priuses
...where hacky sack
volley ball is an extreme sport
...where any and every man
feels obliged to go shirtless
...where you have to
have a prescription for Advil cold and sinus
...where two became three
...the smell of pot in the morning
...the Saturday Market


...the worst allergies on the planet
...50 sq mi surrounded by reality
Goodbye Eugene! We'll miss you?!?!?!